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1.05sCheer up, meat bag.
1.87sYou barely touched your amoeba.
2.94sIt looked good, but I just don't feel like eating.
1.44sYou want it?
2.5sNah, I'm trying to watch my input.
3.87sI need plenty of wholesome, nutritious alcohol.
4.55sThe chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged.
1.15sWhat are the cigars for?
2.1sThey make me look cool.
2.14sOh, I can't believe they threw me out like that.
2.37sI must have been really acting like a jerk.
3.92sYeah, but everybody's a jerk-- you, me, this jerk.
1.77sThat's my philosophy.
2.99sSo, where are you going to stay?
1sOh, I don't know.
3.14sDo refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes?
1.83sYeah, but the rents are outrageous.
2.47sWhy don't you just come move in with me?
1.82sReally? That would be great!
2.27sY-You sure I won't be imposing?
3.12sNah. I've always wanted a pet.
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