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2.47sThis is crazy. You're from the future?
4.55sYes. I was sent back from the year 3028 to prevent Nixon from getting elected.
2.33sI was sent forward from the year 2000,
2.3sbut you don't hear me gassing on about it.
3.05sBut why would it be so important to stop Nixon?
2.74sBecause of the horrific events he's going to set in motion.
1.4s(SOBS) Oh, God.
2.44sI can't bring myself to describe it.
1.75sOh, well. Want to hear about how I got frozen?
1.17sNot really.
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5.07sIt all started with Nixon's promise to build an alien-proof fence around the solar system.
3.82sWithout cheap alien labor for menial jobs like harvesting crops,
1.1steaching math,
3.52sand curing disease, the economy collapsed.
3.25sStarvation. Desperation. Despair.