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1.63sOf course I'm from Earth.
2.32sWait a second. There's no Earth certificate,
4.37sbut it does say your mother was admitted to the maternity ward. This morning!
5.39s(GASPS) (SIGHS) I should have known the truth would come out sooner or later.
4.24sThe fact is, I really was born on Earth tomorrow.
2.75sYou see, I'm not from another planet.
1.77sI'm from the future.
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1.07s(GASPING)
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1.37s(GAGGING)
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2.47sThis is crazy. You're from the future?
4.55sYes. I was sent back from the year 3028 to prevent Nixon from getting elected.
2.33sI was sent forward from the year 2000,
2.3sbut you don't hear me gassing on about it.
3.05sBut why would it be so important to stop Nixon?