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2.7sNope. I don't give a bag of butts who won the election.
1.37sNothing's going to change.
2.2sWhat? How can you say that?
1.68sWatch and learn.
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1.43sMy fellow Earthicans,
5.44sI am honored and humbled to stand before you tonight as your next president.
1.32sTogether, we will...
1.44sHey, what's going on?
1.72sWhat's happening?
1.85s
1.98sYou see, since Nixon wasn't elected,
4.82sthe robot uprising didn't happen and Travers never got sent back from the future.
2.19sIt's Politics 101.
1.35s(SCREAMING)
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1.43sAnd the votes are in.
1.72sRichard Nixon, running unopposed,
3.07shas been reelected by a narrow landslide.
0.85sSay what?
1.82sMy fellow Earthicans,
5.87sI am honored and humbled to gloat before you tonight as your next president.