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1.57sI would be raised by my grandparents,
1.83ssomehow get into Harvard Law School,
2.42sbecome a community organizer, a senator,
1.13sand finally,
1.67sdefeat Richard Nixon.
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2.5sI escaped just as the robots arrived.
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3.09sAll right, I'm low on bullets. Everybody, scooch together.
2.75sIt's not too late. You can still win the election.
2.1sNo, I can't. The Earthers are right.
1.93sI have no Earth certificate.
2.4sBut you will have one in just a few hours.
2.04sAnd everyone will know it's real,
2.85s'cause we'll broadcast your birth on live TV.
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2.67sIf it's on TV, it has to be real.
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7.27sMorbo interrupts Bowling For Quatloos to present breaking coverage of the birth of Senator Chris Travers.
2.34sWe now go live to the delivery room,
1.7swhere we're already at there.
1.45s(MOANS)
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1.2sOw!
2.13sBack, please. She needs room.
1.6s- Thanks.
- Not you.