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1.75sNada. He's clean.
4.74sI'm sorry, but there's not one unusual thing about Senator Chris Zaxxar Travers.
2.67sWait, wait. His middle name is Zaxxar?
1.47sSounds kind of alien.
1.5sThe voters hate aliens.
3.29sThey sure do, but this guy's as human as you or me.
3.75sI don't care what he is. We'll start a rumor that he's an alien.
2.27sHey, yeah. That'll cost him votes.
1.92sThen, when he says he was born on this planet,
2.2swe make him cough up his Earth certificate.
2.4sKeep it on the news, put him on the defensive.
5.39sOh, this is sneaky. I feel a jowl movement coming on.
1.64s(HOWLING)
1.29s
2.33sAnd that's how you end hunger.
1.22sDoes anyone have any questions?