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1.07sWhere were you born?
2.17sOur Lady of Patriotism Hospital.
2.17sPatriotism, good. Where is it?
2.07sKenya. Cradle of humanity.
3.5sLeela, this is just a stupid distraction from the issues.
3.19sPlease don't look for my Earth certificate.
2.12sHey! That was my favorite window.
1.97sI better see what they want.
1.64s(CHANTING) We want an Earthling,
2.17snot a dirty space thing!
1.82sWhy are you rednecks doing this?
1.97sLeela, don't stereotype.
1.95sWhy are you yokels doing this?
2.67sI may be just a backwoods septic tank,
3.07sbut I've had it up to here with you foreigners.
1.82sBut I come from Earth.
2.72sThen show us your Earth whatchacallit.
5.4sLong-form certificate of live birth. (SIGHS) What would it take to convince you people?
2.35sWould I have to have been born right before your eyes?
1.22sIt wouldn't hurts.
1.4sHit it, rubes!
1.92s(CHANTING) We don't want a foreigner!
2.38sWe want someone born here!
2.05sEh, I'm still working on that one.