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6.52swho will take over if the nominee is caught with a dead girl, a live boy or any kind of sexy ghost,
1.7s- Mr. Greenland!
- (GASPS)
1.38s(CROWD APPLAUDING)
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5.6sWhich means our nominee is the senator from the nation-state of Hawaii,
1.28sChris Travers!
1.47s(CROWD CHEERING)
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1.3sHe won the nomination!
1.7sWe, the people, did it!
2.94sIt wasn't "we, the people," it was you, the mutant.
2.6sYour insightful nagging really won us over.
4.34sYeah. You explained his positions in a way even an idiot could understand.
2.47sAnd that appealed to me, for whatever reason.
2.87sThanks, guys, but we have a lot of work ahead of us.
1.18sIf we're going to win the election,
1.82swe've all got to get involved.
1.95sYou said it! That's right.
1.47sIf you want my opinion,
7.21sNixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks and good old Quaker thuggery.