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2.75sBut Nixon passed a law that says ex-cons can vote again
1.5sas long as they vote for Nixon.
4.12sBut Nixon's the worst president in history and alternate history.
2.1sThe rest of you aren't voting for him, are you?
1.95s- Sure, we are!
- Why not?
1.03sHe may not be perfect,
2.53sbut do we really want some unknown new guy?
3.39sI'll stick with the evil maniac I know, thank you.
1.52sWell, I think we can do better.
5.01sThis year, I'm going to get involved in the political process and make my voice heard.
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1.5sWhat?
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2.44sWelcome to Debate 3012,
4.59sthe 3,012th debate of the 3012 election year.
1.83sWe have a crowded field of candidates,
4.19sso I will dispense with the informal terrorizing and begin the questions.
1.73sIs this the political process?
1.92s'Cause I'm here to get involved in it.
2.15sSilence!
6.91sQuestion one. Will you pledge today to somehow reduce taxes while simultaneously lowering the deficit?