1.82sMy fellow Earthicans,
5.87sI am honored and humbled to gloat before you tonight as your next president.
3.27sWow, it really doesn't matter who you vote for.
3.47sAt least we tried to make a difference by supporting Senator...
1.7sSenator...
1.33sWhat was his name again?
1.27sI don't remember.