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1.5sas long as they vote for Nixon.
4.12sBut Nixon's the worst president in history and alternate history.
2.1sThe rest of you aren't voting for him, are you?
1.95s- Sure, we are!
- Why not?
1.03sHe may not be perfect,
2.53sbut do we really want some unknown new guy?
3.39sI'll stick with the evil maniac I know, thank you.
1.52sWell, I think we can do better.
5.01sThis year, I'm going to get involved in the political process and make my voice heard.
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1.5sWhat?
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2.44sWelcome to Debate 3012,
4.59sthe 3,012th debate of the 3012 election year.
1.83sWe have a crowded field of candidates,
4.19sso I will dispense with the informal terrorizing and begin the questions.