3.29sBender, you can't even vote. You're a convicted felon.
2.18sConvicted, sentenced and executed.
2.75sBut Nixon passed a law that says ex-cons can vote again
1.5sas long as they vote for Nixon.
4.12sBut Nixon's the worst president in history and alternate history.
2.1sThe rest of you aren't voting for him, are you?
1.95s- Sure, we are!
- Why not?
1.03sHe may not be perfect,
2.53sbut do we really want some unknown new guy?