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1.27sI will take a mallet.
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1.32s(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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1.18sAh, I gotta take this.
1.5sWho's calling?
2.3sMy ex-girlfriend. She calls me drunk every Valentine's Day.
1.87s(PHONE BEEPS) Hey, Samantha.
3.1sYeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I still love Lois.
2.17sOh, come on. You would have been a great mom.
1.87sShe had cervical cancer five years ago.
2.64sShe's basically a boob on a leg at this point.
1.13sWell, that's something.
1.37sYou're in a book club?
2.03sThose are tough to get into.
1.67sWhat?
2.37sWell, I didn't even know the Fine Young Cannibals were still together.
1.7sEight-city tour?
2.9sWell, I don't know if I can make eight, but I can certainly do six.
1.47sWhat about Lois?
2.44sShe's totally out of the picture. We've done everything but sign the papers.
2.5sSamantha, Samantha, I will see you in Binghamton.
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