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1.73sAhh! Get away from me, you creep!
1.02s(DOOR SLAMS)
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1.73s(GASPS) My God!
3.87sThere was nothing wrong with my mirror! Everyone sees me as a woman!
1.13sOh, no!
3.84sThis is the universe giving me what I deserve for being such a pig all the time!
3.2sFrom now on, I'm gonna do things differently.
1.28sMen are jerks!
2.27sLet's swear off of them and find comfort in each other!
1.12sCome here, you guys!
1.13sWOMEN: Mmm.
1s(EXCLAIMS)
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1.88sSo, what's with you? No Valentine's Day plans?
3.17s(SCOFFS) No. I've had it with Valentine's Day. I'm sick of all of it.
2sOkay, I'm putting on my friend hat.
1.94sWhat's the matter? Let me in.
1.17sI don't know. It's just...
2.5sHow come it's so hard to meet the right woman?
1.82sI think maybe it's just time for me to give up.
1.55sCome on, Brian. You can't give up.