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2.64s(LAUGHS) Clearly, you're not familiar with how this works.
2.84sSee, you're supposed to be already gone. There's no breakfast.
2.42sHere, let me help you to the door.
1.23s(GASPS)
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1.8sYou're a jerk, Glenn Quagmire.
2.24sOne of these days, you're going to get what you deserve.
1.3sYou better put something warm on.
2sYou got an icicle forming down there.
1.54s
2.49sDumb broad left her electric tampon warmer.
1.95s(CRACKLING) (SCREAMING)
0.65s
2.75s
1.6s(THUD ECHOES)
7.63s
2.77sWhat the hell?
3.54sThat's weird. Why do I look like a chick in that mirror?
3.72s
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3.65s(SCREAMS) What's wrong with you, Holder-Downer 5000?
1.53sThat's just for women.
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1.73s
1.48sHold it together, Quagmire.
1.8sYou probably just had one too many drinks last night.
2.85s(SIREN WAILING) Son of a bitch.
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