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1.57s(WHISPERS) What do I say?
3.57s(WHISPERS) You say, "Chris, I wanted to come see you because, well..."
2.7sChris, I wanted to come see you because,
2.87swell, I'm kind of a lonely old man.
1.25sReally?
2.68sEvery time I lose consciousness on the toilet,
2.37syou're the first thing I think of when I wake up.
1.75sI love your stories.
2.72sNow, I know I'm not much to look at,
1.87sand ever since I got banned from the arcade,
1.8sI don't know what I'm doing,
3.24sbut if you're up for it, I'd like to spend some time with you.
3.74sOkay. Sure, Sandy! I'll come right down!
3.1sThanks, Uncle Herbert. I don't know how I could ever repay you.
2.57sWell, there is one thing.
1.95s(ALL LAUGHING)
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5.29sAlso, if I gave you a sandwich, do you think you could get Chris to fart on it?
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2.14sWell, guess I better be going.
1.4sI gotta get this heart to Madonna.
2.8sOh, my God! Madonna needs a heart transplant?