1.42sOkay, now who wants more wine?
2sThis is great. We should do this every Saturday.
2.14sNo, no, we're not gonna do this every Saturday!
1.73sWhat's wrong? We're just being honest.
1.1sOh. Oh, you want honest?
1.87sYou're an old bag. You're blind.
1.08sYour vomit tastes weird.
1.27sYou don't even know why you're here.
1.43sYou chose to be on The Hills.
2.79sYou still have bits of penis left, and you can never get wet.