Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.53sThat's just for women.
0.55s
1.73s
1.48sHold it together, Quagmire.
1.8sYou probably just had one too many drinks last night.
2.85s(SIREN WAILING) Son of a bitch.
2.75s
1.55s
1.45s
2.69sOh, hey, Joe. God, I thought I was in trouble for a minute.
1.83sHey, toots, you know why I pulled you over?
2.4sYou were going too sexy in a 35 zone.
1.17sI'll need to see your driver's license.
1.43sWhat?
2.2sJoe, what the hell's wrong with you? It's me, Quagmire.
2.07sJOE: Glenda Vajmire.
4.64sWell, how would you like to spend four hours desperately trying to give me a muscular soldier?
1.03sWhat the hell, you weirdo?
2.3s(LAUGHS) I'm just having fun.
3.2sIn fact, as I say to all the ladies, Giggity Giggity.