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3.39sTV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Tom and Jerry, The Final Episode.
1.67sSo, that's it? That's it.
2.9sThis is so much easier. I don't know why I didn't do this years ago.
1.7sWhat do you want me to do with the body?
1.63sI don't care. Throw it in the garbage.
2.1sDo you want any of his oversized mallets?
1.27sI will take a mallet.
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1.32s(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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1.18sAh, I gotta take this.
1.5sWho's calling?
2.3sMy ex-girlfriend. She calls me drunk every Valentine's Day.
1.87s(PHONE BEEPS) Hey, Samantha.
3.1sYeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I still love Lois.
2.17sOh, come on. You would have been a great mom.
1.87sShe had cervical cancer five years ago.
2.64sShe's basically a boob on a leg at this point.
1.13sWell, that's something.
1.37sYou're in a book club?
2.03sThose are tough to get into.
1.67sWhat?
2.37sWell, I didn't even know the Fine Young Cannibals were still together.
1.7sEight-city tour?
2.9sWell, I don't know if I can make eight, but I can certainly do six.
1.47sWhat about Lois?
2.44sShe's totally out of the picture. We've done everything but sign the papers.
2.5sSamantha, Samantha, I will see you in Binghamton.
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