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2.15sToby, I can't believe you took my kidney.
1sYou bastard!
1.03sSorry, Meg.
3.87sBlack market organs are big money and I promised my bosses a fresh kidney.
1.03sNo hard feelings.
1.13sWait!
2.12sYou also made a promise to me.
2.4sYou promised we'd spend Valentine's Day together.
1.6sThe whole day.
2.32sAnd I'm not letting you break that promise.
2.23sWell, I guess a deal's a deal.
1sOkay.
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3.9sBy the way, did you know you had a tiny conjoined twin attached to your hip?
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1.13sIs it worth anything?
3sIt is to me. I've been using it as a bookmark.
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1.8sPeter, what's all this?
2.1sQuagmire loaned me this book called the Kama Sutra.
1.6sIt's Indian.
3.1sAnd who has better sex than people who don't use toilet paper?
2.55sI don't know, Peter. That doesn't sound very sexy.
2.25sWhat are you talking about? Bombay is sperm city.
1.79sSlumdog Millionaire?