1.42sOkay, now who wants more wine?
2sThis is great. We should do this every Saturday.
2.14sNo, no, we're not gonna do this every Saturday!
1.73sWhat's wrong? We're just being honest.
1.1sOh. Oh, you want honest?
1.87sYou're an old bag. You're blind.
1.08sYour vomit tastes weird.
1.27sYou don't even know why you're here.
1.43sYou chose to be on The Hills.
2.79sYou still have bits of penis left, and you can never get wet.
3.72sOh, honey, I'm so excited to finally meet your girlfriend.
1.43sHere she comes now.
2.03sYoo-hoo, baby!
2.12sOh, no!
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3.39sTV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Tom and Jerry, The Final Episode.
1.67sSo, that's it? That's it.
2.9sThis is so much easier. I don't know why I didn't do this years ago.