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2.77sWhat the hell?
3.54sThat's weird. Why do I look like a chick in that mirror?
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3.65s(SCREAMS) What's wrong with you, Holder-Downer 5000?
1.53sThat's just for women.
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1.48sHold it together, Quagmire.
1.8sYou probably just had one too many drinks last night.
2.85s(SIREN WAILING) Son of a bitch.
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2.69sOh, hey, Joe. God, I thought I was in trouble for a minute.
1.83sHey, toots, you know why I pulled you over?
2.4sYou were going too sexy in a 35 zone.
1.17sI'll need to see your driver's license.
1.43sWhat?
2.2sJoe, what the hell's wrong with you? It's me, Quagmire.
2.07sJOE: Glenda Vajmire.
4.64sWell, how would you like to spend four hours desperately trying to give me a muscular soldier?
1.03sWhat the hell, you weirdo?
2.3s(LAUGHS) I'm just having fun.
3.2sIn fact, as I say to all the ladies, Giggity Giggity.