Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.49sLook, I've been thinking about your situation with women,
3.2sand I believe I've come up with a way to get to the source of the problem.
1.9sFollow me. What's going on?
0.75s
0.57s
1.5sOh, my God.
0.57s
1.77s
2.55sStewie, what the hell? These are all my ex-girlfriends!
3.57sWell, I thought they could provide some insights that might improve your love life.
1.4sLadies, as you may have guessed,
3.55syou are here because you have all dated this great guy.
2sYet, somehow, things didn't work out.
1.77sMy objective is to figure out why.
2.65sI don't know. The word "self-absorbed" comes to mind.
1.13sAnd pretentious.
1.23sDefinitely pretentious.
2.03sAnd he's got a big Eggo.
2.02sOkay, we seem to have a theme going here.
2.57sOh, come on! You're all just mad because I didn't wanna be with you!
1.52sI think Brian's a wonderful man.
3.4sHe's just having a difficult time coming to terms with his own sexuality.
2.1sShut up, Ida. She's my favorite.
0.87sHe's insecure.
1.13sAnd a blowhard.
1.67sAnd he's got a tiny penis!
3.57s(ALL LAUGHING) Yeah, that was pretty clear by the survey.
1.42sOkay, now who wants more wine?