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2.95sI guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood.
0.9sWhy is that, Ma?
5.12sOne Mother's Day, 70 years ago the only man I ever loved walked out on me.
4.35sSome snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman.
1.8sGee, Ma, you're not a bitter--
1.17sCram it, ape!
9.64sI haven't seen that magnificent stallion since the day he left, but if I ever see him again I swear I'll jam a squirrel in him!
2.1sHurray! I'm useful.
2.42sI'm having a wonderful time.
1.7sWhat happens if the fire goes out?
3.5sWe'll go across the street to Pottery Barn and steal their fire.
1.82sWe could use my new invention--
3.1sa pointy rock tied to a stick.