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2.33sI hate Mother's Day, you dribbling pukes!
1.88sIt brings back awful memories.
4.87sBut so help me, this year everyone will hate it as much as I do.
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3.9sSomeday I want to marry a girl like her.
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2.03sHello, everyone.
5.19sIt's time for my annual, private get-together with my robot children.
4.95sI'm her favorite. Well, see you back at the office and don't forget to tell your mom you love her.
1.65sAny jerk can tell her.
2.37sBender has a little more up his sleeve.
2.37sI wuv my mommy.
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2sHello, dearies.