4.57sMommy, why are you making civilization collapse?
1.9sOh, I don't know.
2.95sI guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood.
0.9sWhy is that, Ma?
1.63sOh...
5.12sOne Mother's Day, 70 years ago the only man I ever loved walked out on me.
4.35sSome snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman.