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4.1sThey're being crushed into powder and sold as a hocus-pocus cure for cancer.
2.14sFalse hope. I love it.
3.5sLowery! What about all the retch-inducing Mother's Day cards?!
1.77sThe machine is working at full capacity.
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2.4sMommy, why do the robots give you presents?
2.54sShove a big old melon in it! I'm talking!
1sOw.
2.24sYou've noticed I design all my robots with antennas.
4.1sEveryone thinks it's just to make them look more science-fictiony.
3.64sBut the antennas are really for my universal robot controller.
1.37sSo they do whatever you want?
1.88sNo wonder you love Mother's Day.
2.33sI hate Mother's Day, you dribbling pukes!