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3.55sIt's a humiliating story that I hoped never to tell.
1.85sWell, pull up a chair.
5.12sOur paths first crossed when I was a researcher at Mom's Friendly Robot Company.
6.32sThe moment our eyes met we knew we'd be going at it like woodchucks.
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4.89sShe was my first love or at least the earliest one I can still remember.
2.95sBut then, 70 years ago today...
1.03sGood news, Mom.
2.47sI've invented a new children's toy.
3sI call it "Q.T. McWhiskers."
3.6sWhen you pet it, it shoots rainbows from its eyes.
2.22sMeow.
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1.17sWonderful, Hubie.
4.27sWe'll build them eight feet tall and replace the rainbow with a neutron laser.