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3.97sAnd a framed picture of me when I was only a month old.
5.69sBut the best part is, I found my exact feelings expressed in a greeting card.
6.37s"You created me, Mom, so I guess you're to blame "for the love that I feel just from hearing your name.
3.67s"You're as tender as corned beef and warm as pastrami."
4.07sI wuv my mommy.
2.95sSo how are you going to lug all those gifts to Mom's factory?
2.1sI'll get a couple of chumps to help me.
2.47sCome on. You call yourselves chumps?
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