2.95sI guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood.
0.9sWhy is that, Ma?
1.63sOh...
5.12sOne Mother's Day, 70 years ago the only man I ever loved walked out on me.
4.35sSome snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman.
1.8sGee, Ma, you're not a bitter--
1.17sCram it, ape!
1.13s
9.64sI haven't seen that magnificent stallion since the day he left, but if I ever see him again I swear I'll jam a squirrel in him!