1.02sYou! Bending unit!
2.8sMommy needs that bra to end the robot rebellion.
1.5sStretch up and get it for me.
3.82sSorry, Ma, but you ordered me to rebel and loot I shall.
1.82sOoh, a six-pack of strawberry champagne.
1.33sDon't mind if I help myself.
1.45sNo, Comrade Bender.
2.3sLiquor is the opiate of the human bourgeoisie.
7.01sSay what? In the glorious robot workers' paradise there will be no liquor, only efficient synthetic fuels.