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2.02sOkay, Ziff. You get her for the weekend.
2.4sBut no funny stuff.
3sAnd by funny stuff, I mean hand holding,
2.37sgoo-goo eyes, misdirected woo--
2.3sWhich is pretty much any John Woo film.
4.15sYour wife's virtues shall remain as untouched as Bill Gates's weight room.
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2.4sRemember, Homie, I'm doing this for us.
2.2sSee you on Monday.
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2.45sThis round's on me, Moe.
2.57sI got a big payday coming.
2.5sYeah. Homer sold his wife for a million bucks.
1.93sI didn't sell her.
3.17sI just rented her to an old boyfriend.
1.95sGee, a million bucks.
2.23sThat's gonna buy him a lot of, uh,
3.07sswings in the old battin' cage.