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2.1s- How you doing?
- Look, it's great to see you,
2.72sbut you should know I'm happily married.
0.52sMarried? Was it consummated?
3.12sPretty much, yeah.
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2.8sWhat's going on? Homer, don't talk with your mouth full.
2.42sI've told you before, it's rude.
3.37sOh, ho. Trouble in paradise.
1.77sHey, Marge.
2.6sIt's that guy who couldn't get any off ya.
1.97sHow would you all like to take a ride with me?
1.88sEh, you're the old flame.
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3.7sHomer, Marge, I have a rather delicate proposition.
0.65sSpill it, money bags.
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2.87sYes, I do have everything.
2.69sBut yet I often wonder what life with Marge would've been like.
2.72sIt's like being married to my best friend,
2.5sand he lets me feel his boobs.
2.03sHomie.
2.37sHomer, I will give you $1 million...
3.47sto let me spend a weekend alone with your wife.
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2.25sHmm. A million dollars?