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2.08sI'm gonna leave this world the way I entered it--
3.27sdirty, screaming and torn away from the woman I love.
3.27sQuick and pointless-- That's the death for me.
2.03sThank you. You've been very helpful.
2.32sDad just got a library card in West Springfield.
2.5sHe checked out 10 books on oil rigging,
2.54sand a book called Dying for Dummies.
2.59sHe must've taken a job in the West Springfield oil patch.
2.3sThat's practically a death sentence.
3.44sWhat happened now? Homer bowled a 300 game?
2.75sGrampa, that happened a year and a half ago. Oh!
2.62sWe have to go save Homer.
2.39sBut West Springfield's three times the size of Texas.
2.79sWe'll never find him there.
2.52sUnless--
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2.77sI really appreciate you helping me find Homer.
3.34sThink nothing of it, Marge. I hope we can always be friends.
2.3s- Of course.
- With privileges?
2.57sMmm? Mmm?
2.3sDoes that work on anyone?
3.7sNo. But when it does-- Hello!