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4.4sDo you have any jobs for a man who wants to die?
1.93sSomething indoors-y. Close to a bathroom?
5.4sI'll put you on rig 13 as soon as they burn off the corpses.
2.72sThis job will be perfect.
2.08sI'm gonna leave this world the way I entered it--
3.27sdirty, screaming and torn away from the woman I love.
3.27sQuick and pointless-- That's the death for me.
2.03sThank you. You've been very helpful.
2.32sDad just got a library card in West Springfield.
2.5sHe checked out 10 books on oil rigging,
2.54sand a book called Dying for Dummies.
2.59sHe must've taken a job in the West Springfield oil patch.
2.3sThat's practically a death sentence.
3.44sWhat happened now? Homer bowled a 300 game?