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3.15sGentlemen, start your envy.
3.39sMen's World Magazine has listed the 100 richest men in the country.
3.87sAnd coming in at number five is Springfield native Artie Ziff.
2.79sOhh. Whoa. Your old boyfriend.
2.72sPlease. We went out once.
2.57sArtie made mega bucks with a revolutionary invention,
2.87sa converter that changes that horrible modem noise...
1.93sinto easy listening music.
4.67sAlso available with lyrics.
10.36sHey, computer geek You will be connected in no time What a catch. Why didn't you sink your claws into him at the prom?
2.22sYeah. He was warm for your form.
2.12sWell, he seemed like a sweet little shrimp.
1.64s
2.69sBut then he turned into an octopus.
1.93sArtie. Artie, no. Stop. Marge.