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2.17sI miss my car so much.
2.2sEveryone's driving but me.
2.94sI can't drive 55...
2.14s'cause it only goes 38.
2.92sI let go of the parking brake.
2.05sRalphie, if you stop the car,
2.03sI'll let you play with my gun.
2.3s
1.5sI did it.
2.1sI walked all the way to Moe's from my house.
2.02sWay to go, Dad.
2sYou know, I feel pretty good.
1.8sMaybe I should just keep walking,
2.1sinstead of going into a dark, dreary bar.
2.84sHey, get in here, boozy. You're late for your drunkening.
2.33sNo. From now on, walking is my beer,
2.37sand feeling good is my hangover.
1.28sHmph!
1.07s
2.37sHuh. Hey, maybe this is a sign.
2.77sMaybe it's time for me to get out of the alcohol business--
2sgive barber college another try.