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3.14sOh, I'll never mock the Coast Guard again.
2.69sYou Navy rejects are all right.
2.62sMr. Simpson, give me your license.
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3.84sBurn their poop.
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1.77sI am so screwed.
2.7sI can't drive to work, I can't drive to the store,
2.63sand I certainly can't drive to the store at work.
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2.9sI guess I'll have to do all your driving chores.
2.69sThat's what a good wife does-- picks up the slack.
1.4sThat reminds me.
2.43sWe gotta pick up my slacks at that dry cleaner in Shelbyville.
2.2sWhy can't you use the local dry cleaner?
0.48sUh, I didn't want them to know my size.
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3.64sThanks for picking my friends up from the strip club, Marge.
3.1sCan we stop for ice cream? Homer always stops for ice cream.
0.48sWe'll see.
2.34sThat always means no.