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3.24sespecially e-mail and snowmobiles... and television!
2.84sWithout television, how will I know what's buzz worthy?
4.27sWhy would you want to watch TV when you can watch a snail crawl for hours on end?
2.8sThat's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
3.34sOh, man! He's never gonna make it over that next pebble!
2.5sWait! Wait! Oh, my God!
1.93sHe made it! Yeah! Way to go!
2.34sWoo-hoo! That was the greatest thing ever.
2.77sI'm all right
3.14sNobody worry about me Yeah, baby. Come on!
3.7sWhere did you get that C.D.? It's one of my 10 desert island discs.
2.9sI never really thought I'd get to use 'em, but look at me now.
3.97sOh, yeah, baby, gonna do-dah-dah! Do-do, Do-do-do-do.
3.12sC.D.s are unnatural. Why don't you just listen to the ocean?
1.99sWhich ocean? That ocean?
3.9sWow! It's like the Earth makin' sweet, salty love to itself...