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2.9sIf you'd like, you're welcome to join our society.
2.7sLook, no offense, but I need technology,
3.24sespecially e-mail and snowmobiles... and television!
2.84sWithout television, how will I know what's buzz worthy?
4.27sWhy would you want to watch TV when you can watch a snail crawl for hours on end?
2.8sThat's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.