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2.8sBehold my handcrafted purity.
4.37sThe modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass!
2.22sAhh.
3.39sWelcome to your new life of simple tranquillity.
1.95sForget that!
3sI say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...
1.7sby force!
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0.54sWhat?
2.94sWe're goin' back to civilization...
2.3sto wage war on technology!
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1.62sWhat?
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2.13sRow, comrades, row!
2.2sWe'll soon stage an attack on technology...
3.24sworthy of being chronicled in an anthem by Rush!
1.98sWe've been sailing for three weeks.
2.2sMaybe I should check our position with the periscope.