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3.14sWretched technology has brought me nothing but misery.
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2.05sBut, Bender, you are technology.
2.89sYou're the most advanced thing on this entire island.
1.77sOh, it's true.
2.9sI am a hideous triumph of form and function.
2.9sBut not for long!
2.19sOw! Ooh! Eee!
3.7sOh! Ow, that hurt. Oh! Ooh!
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2.35sThe downgrade is complete!
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2.8sBehold my handcrafted purity.
4.37sThe modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass!
2.22sAhh.
3.39sWelcome to your new life of simple tranquillity.
1.95sForget that!
3sI say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...
1.7sby force!
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0.54sWhat?