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1.58sHorns are a sign of virility.
1.87sAlso, they house my testes.
2.42sI'm thinking horn extensions.
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2.03sYou need some arm candy.
3.64sIt's the perfect accessory for out-of-shape middle-aged creeps like you.
3.19sYeah, I said it! What's your type, Borgnine?
1.27sBig and angry.
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6.01sLook, brah, you're just not gonna find a lot of hot, gigantic Omicronian babes in this solar system.
1.35sThere's one!
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2.5sHey, cool cape. Where'd you get that?
1.37sWhat, this old thing?
1.3sI murdered my father.