2.34sNARRATOR: You're taking a vacation from normalcy.
3.87sThe setting, a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery,
2.47sand there's also some mystery floating in the pool.
5.14sYour key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock.
3.34sBut it will open the Scary Door.
2.03sSubmitted for your Emmy consideration,
3.24sa popular senator with unpopular ideas.