3.22sMy wife hates me and planetary conquest has become a chore.
4.54sThere, there. You're just having a midlife crisis.
2.19sMidlife crisis, eh?
3.22sLrrr demands the comfort of pop-psychological platitudes!
1.98sLook, hoss, your wife threw you out.
1.9sThat's your license to be a jerk.
1.27sDo whatever the hell you want,
3.07sthen walk away and light a cigar.