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3.7sA huge spacecraft, piloted by a devastatingly handsome...
6.04s(SIGHS) Now, how in God's name do I know what the fellow looks like if he's inside a ship miles in the air?
1.87sIt's just foolish on its face.
2.57sIf you want the cheese log, you'll read what I wrote.
2.17sVery well. I shall comply.
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4.37sI'm getting reports that cities across the globe are being destroyed by this noble invader,
5.5swhose good looks are apparently discernible across vast distances and through solid metal.
6.96sBut wait, the leader of the attack is swaggering out of his ship and up to a convenient nearby microphone.
3.02sNow, why couldn't I have just described his appearance at this point?
2.13sThis is the type of thing I'm talking about.
4.6sPeople of Earth, I am Lrrr, conqueror of your planet.
1.27s(WHISPERS) Cue screams.
6.44s(ALL SCREAMING) You will now remove your skulls and play dodgeball with them for my amusement!
4.09sOoh! I could swear his horns have gotten longer!