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2.69sSo what? It's not like he gives us such great gifts.
3.67sRemember that maple leaf ironed between the sheets of wax paper?
2.3sWhat was that? That was crap.
5.05sAw, It's not just the presents. The kids don't appreciate me anymore.
2.63sThey'd rather hang out with their friends than with their mom.
1.63sSo they're growing up.
3.54sSoon they'll be leaving the nest and you'll have time for yourself.
2.89sHundreds of thousands of hours.
3.05sAnd then the peace of the grave.
4.64sNo! No, I've got a lot more mothering left in me!
2.07sI'll be right here at 3:00 to pick you up.
1.73sThen I'll take you to the zoo.
3.14sWe can eat fries out of a safari hat!
3.18sNo, thanks. I'm gonna stay in the library and do a little reading.
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1.77sMARGE: Hmm.
1.92sWell, I guess it's just you and me, Bart.
2.6sMom, after that lame party you threw,