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3.7sTwo big sexy circles for eyes.
3.82sOne macho muzzle. And a snappy new outfit.
3.44sOoh. I'm looking good. Ooh. Cuffs, yeah.
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4.57sAnd for some reason, my hair and ear form an "M" and a "G."
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2.87sParty, party, party, party!
2sHmm? You want to know a little trick?
4.02sTo downsize my derriere, I just tie a sweater around it.
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1.42sSee?
4.67s(GASPS) (IN FEMALE VOICE) "Oh, Homer. You're wasting away to nothing.
2.4s"You simply must eat something."
1.77s(IN NORMAL VOICE) Well, you're the boss!
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2.49s(IN FEMALE VOICE) "Oh! I love to see my man eat!"
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1.55sCheck it out, Homes.
4.35sYou said if I ever got 100 on a test, you'd throw me a party.
3.37sThere's my 100. Where's my party?
3.82s(SCOFFS) Nice try, loser! I bet you made up a fake test.