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1.54s
1.37sThank you, Nelson.
4.09sHe who ha-ha's last, ha-ha's best.
3.37sI really appreciate you teaching those mean girls a lesson.
3sTomorrow I can bleach a swear word into their hair.
1.33sI'd like that.
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1sNelson?
0.87sPapa!
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1.67sYou came back!
4.82s(SOBBING) I never meant to leave you, Nelson.
2.33sBut something awful happened when I went to the store.
2.07sWell, that explains a lot. Who's hungry?
2.25sNo. I want to hear what happened at the store.
3.1sWell, I went in to buy cigarettes.
2.1sCan you gift wrap them, please? They're for my son.
2.34sI also bought myself a candy bar.
3.35sWhich unfortunately was filled with peanuts, to which I am allergic.
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2.5s(INCOHERENT BABBLING)
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4.32sI ran outside just as a circus was rolling into town.
1.52s(CYMBALS PLAYING)
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