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3.55sShe might crush us all with her giant butt!
3.25sShut up, you! Stop teasing the big-bottomed lass.
4.59sShe's just as God made her, plump as a Christmas goose.
2.85sDad, the kids at school said my butt's big.
3.97sThat's ridiculous, honey. You're the cutest little girl I know.
3.62sYou just have what is known as the Simpson butt.
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1.37sPermit me to elaborate.
2.22sEvery Simpson starts with a circle.
4.67sDaddy has one big circle here. Then a smaller one up here.
3.7sTwo big sexy circles for eyes.
3.82sOne macho muzzle. And a snappy new outfit.